Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Willy Wonka's got nothing on me

I had to leave work early today. Bad tummy. Probably brought on by chocolate... I didn't sleep well last night either, which also could have been chocolate related...

Do you see a pattern?

I don't think "chocolate holidays" are good for me. Particularly ones where more than one person gives me chocolate. We have a considerable amount of chocolate in the house. So being home with the chocolate also wasn't a great idea...

The one saving grace is that I'm chocolated-out enough that the on-sale chocolate means nothing to me. However, the chocolate still in the house calls to me...

How many times do you think I can type chocolate in this post?

Hey, has anyone seen the previews for that new card-counting movie? I realize from watching the preview that the card-counting goes horribly wrong and violent things start to happen, but a little part of me still wonders if I should learn to card-count and head to Vegas. Or Casino Rama.

On second thought, I suck at lying. My friends hate that I insist on declaring everything I buy at the border. I probably wouldn't be very good at subterfuge of any sort. In fact, my record is potentially squeaky clean enough that I could run for office. But then I would have to become corrupt. Also not a happy option.

What was I talking about? Oh ya. Chocolate.

A half-day at home eating chocolate with a sore tummy from chocolate meant there wasn't a single opportunity to spend money. But plenty of opportunities to consume calories.

I just can't win!

Total debt: $9420 and a bit
Spent today: $0

1 comment:

Sarah said...

I love you and your chocolate consumption. So there.

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